Welcome everyone to the first in a major series of “WTF” style news and tales! All of these stories are true and truly weird!
ROCHELLE, Ga. – A woman was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.
Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”
She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.
She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.
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Information from: Cordele Dispatch, http://cordeledispatch.com
–my only question is: are we sure it was fake?
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So, after months of rehab, counseling, and a very weird religious intervention organized by Pokey, Gumby has given up the drugs, kinky sex, and Hogan. After catching Hogan with and unnamed underage girl, Gumby realized it was time to give up his lifestyle. At least Gumby went out in style. 
