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Calypso Burkez has written 15 posts for WTFEntertainment
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Are Flipflops Metal?

By Calypso Burkez ⋅ August 28, 2007 ⋅ One comment

So, we’re trying to get some audience participation. I thought I would pose a question I’ve been pondering. As I mentioned before, I am a Sirius Radio subscriber. One of the DJ’s has this idea that flipflops are Metal. He asks most of his guests what they think. So, I’m posing the [...]

Who Put the Emo in my Metal?

By Calypso Burkez ⋅ August 23, 2007 ⋅ 3 comments

There’s a new epidemic plaguing our society. It’s not something you can catch or spread to someone else. So, what is this horrible new affliction? EMO!!!! What is Emo, you ask? Cause it really does sound like a disease. Basically, Emo is short for Emotional Rock. The [...]

Gumby Love- The End

By Calypso Burkez ⋅ August 15, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

So, after months of rehab, counseling, and a very weird religious intervention organized by Pokey, Gumby has given up the drugs, kinky sex, and Hogan. After catching Hogan with and unnamed underage girl, Gumby realized it was time to give up his lifestyle. At least Gumby went out in style.

Gumby Love Pt. 7

By Calypso Burkez ⋅ June 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan runs wild in you!

Gumby Love Pt. 6

By Calypso Burkez ⋅ May 3, 2007 ⋅ One comment

Even Jesus likes to watch Gumby spank his monkey.

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  • I know we've been really slacking on updates -- however sometimes it looks like the "we" is a "me". I haven't really heard from Calypso or Tommy in quite a long time and it's been getting tough to update from work and when I'm home I just want to sleep. I'm sorry for the slow updates since the Bigfoot Mania. I'm working on a few reviews (Hellboy 2, Tropic Thunder, Metallica's "Death Magnetic") as well as a few featured articles about Binaural Beats, and other weird things like such. Not to mention the fact that the curiosity of life is slowly wearing thin as I get older... but thats for an entire post I am sure... also I am holding back from doing yet another site redesign because well I get bored... often.

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  • Quick line about the Dark Knight... Fucking Amazing! Look for a full review coming sometime next week! After I see it 30 more times!!!! Wahoo!

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  • So I'm sitting at work and needed a drink so I got up, went to the Caf. checked out the vending machine next to the water machine and saw these: (more...)

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