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Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition

Posted by Tommy On September - 29 - 2008

I’ve been playing role playing games like Dungeons and Dragons for almost twenty years and in that time I’ve seen a lot of systems and settings go in and out of fashion. The one that has been the constant is D&D. Even as TSR sat on the brink of abyss I never worried that the game would just go away. My steadfast belief was proven correct when Wizards of the Coast, the world leader in collectible card games, purchased the faltering company. WOTC has taken the D&D brand and expanded it into a multimedia and multiple game format money making machine. No matter if you prefer miniatures, video games or good old fashioned pen and paper RPG’s there is something for everyone.

Over the summer the much heralded fourth edition of Dungeons and Dragons was released and since then a deluge of new product has flowed from the mad geniuses at Wizards. As with any D&D release, the first wave was the three core books; the Player’s Handbook (PHB), Dungeon Master’s Guide (DMG), and the first of what I assume will be many Monster Manuals (MM).

My first experience with D&D was the Basic set that came out around the same time as second edition. It was a simplified version of the game and was great for introducing me to the game. I soon started to go looking for stores that sold gaming books and picked up the first edition Player’s Handbook. It was a black and white mess of small type and hard to follow instructions. My friends and I spent hours making characters with the overly complicated rules and played for years with those books. When I finally picked up the second edition PHB it was like upgrading your Studebaker with a rocket. The rules were much easier to follow and specializing in one thing or another was way easier to figure out. Unfortunately a lot of that specialization called for extra tables and charts and long pauses in game play while we looked up some of the harder to remember rules. I completely missed out on third edition but one Saturday afternoon in July sucked me back in.

For the second year, Wizards held their “Worldwide D&D Game Day” where they send participating stores several kits so that new players and returning adventurers can come in and play a game. The kits include everything needed to play; dice, the adventure, a map and all the miniatures required for the adventure. This year they sent along a quick start rule set for 4th edition. In a word, it was amazing. The combat was so streamlined and efficient that it moved nearly as fast as an actual fight. Everyone who came to play had a fantastic time. As for the Dungeon Master’s it seems that the new rules and well thought out adventures were a boon to them as well. One of the DM’s we had for WWD&DGD saw the adventure module for the first time when we sat down to play and he ran it flawlessly. There were puzzles and traps and clever monsters and even going in with no prep the game was immensely fun.

Several weeks later I picked up all three of the new 4th edition books. Rarely am I impressed with packaging but even if the game inside had completely sucked the books would have been a nice addition to my bookshelf. Luckily they ended up even better than I would have imagined. I thought when I first picked them up about doing a review but I decided then that I needed to actually play the game before I could make any kind of informed decision. After a few months of running my own campaign I only have complimentary things to say about D&D 4th edition.

Unless you’re running a game, there is no reason you have to buy anything other than the Player’s Handbook. All the rules for character creation, combat, equipment and magic are contained in one thirty five dollar book. It’s written in clear language with handy tables and art that is far superior to anything in any of the previous editions of the rules. One of the things that I found to be vastly improved was the breakdown of skills. The skill list on the character sheet had grown quite cumbersome and the specialized skill checks (use rope? Really?) were sometimes ridiculous. The new skills list has been streamlined and many skills have been bundled together as one (pick lock, detect trap, find secret door are all now listed under “Thievery”) while others have been made into feats (the language skill is now the Linguist feat). This makes deciding what kind of check to make much easier and can help relive some game delay if you happen to be playing with a rules lawyer.

My favorite new feature is the was attack powers and spells are done. Every character gets a certain number of powers, some that can only be used once a day, once per encounter or any time. This makes special attacks a normal part of gaming. Just swinging a sword at an enemy isn’t nearly as cool as using your Reaping Strike at will power or your Spinning Sweep encounter power. Giving these kinds of attacks to every character class adds a whole new dimension to the game that I didn’t even know it was lacking.

The feeling of epic fantasty has been increased much beyond what it once was. Making a character in 2nd or 3rd edition would net you 4-15 hit points. The lowest number I’ve seen so far is around 22. Bulking up the player characters (PC’s) seems a little like cheating until you start playing. The first adventure module “Keep On The Shadowfell” claims to be for five characters starting at level one. I started the module with five characters of second level and they still would have died if not for a little creative dice rolling and jiggering of stats on my part. This isn’t a drawback at all despite how that last sentence sounded. Creative thinking has kept my party alive more than brute strength (though there is a bit of that as well). Fourth edition seems to be streamlined for ease of play (especially for the DM) but its also designed to reward players who can think their way out of a situation. Several times my group has been in a tight spot and worked their way through it not by barreling in but out thinking the monster (and by extension me).

There are a thousand little improvements that I could touch on but the gist of it is that Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition is the best upgrade so far of this venerable franchise. I can see everyone in my party continuing to play this game for many more years without getting tired, something that I can’t say about any other game out there.

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Paul Newman – Dies at 83

Posted by Stevo On September - 27 - 2008

I don’t have much to say about this… however late last evening Actor, and all round good guy Paul Newman lost his battle with Cancer at the age 83. Most remember Paul Newman for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Color of Money (for which he won an Oscar), The Hustler, The Long Hot Summer, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Sting, Cool Hand Luke, as well as his final role as Hudson Hornet in Pixar’s CARS and of course his charity work, Newman’s Own line of organic food (to which I have been addicted to for a long long time!)

Our thoughts go out to his family during this time.

This sucks.

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The fat kid is back and he just watched Fringe

Posted by Tommy On September - 23 - 2008

I have to admit, I didn’t have very high hopes for Fringe. The X-Filesishness (hey look, new word!) of it seemed like a bad idea even before the latest movie didn’t so much as bomb as give a tiny little Derek “I’ve got the black lung pop” Zoolander cough and then shuffled quietly from the mortal coil. I haven’t been a fan of Lost since the premiere of the second season when I said “really, that’s it?” and promptly turned off the television and “The Godzilla Witch Project”, while ambitious, left me a little cold. I suppose its unfair to J.J. Abrams to judge his latest show by his most recent standards. Those standards being that I’ll be too stupid to understand it and everyone but me will love it. I’ll judge him by Alias standards. Are the cliffhangers cliffhangery enough? Are the outfits small enough to make a Hilton say “Hey now, that shows a little too much skin. I have standards you know!”

Hold on. No cliffhanger and the clothes look like something normal people would wear? Great! Another show I can’t watch because of my status as the lowest common… waitaminnit…

I think this could be J.J. Abrams finest project to date (not counting Felicity, that Scott Foley is dreamy!). The show mixes action, drama and humor in a way that I haven’t seen out of Abrams since the days of Marshall’s tech ops briefings on Alias. The cast he’s assembled has pretty much astounded me. I’ve always been a fan of Joshua Jackson. From his early days as the plucky young Duck to his six years as Pacy on Dawson’s Creek where he got to make out with Katie Holmes before she was mindwiped by the mothership. He’s always had a certain roughish charm about him and in Fringe his ability to switch from kind of skeevy douche to MENSA candidate on a dime is pretty cool to watch. His father is played by John Noble, you’ll remember him as the guy who tried to burn Feromir alive. Now there is a douchey move. Cooking your own son on an open BBQ pit while midgets in funny helmets look on. Well he’s still crazy and as the story opens he’s spent the past 17 years in a mental institution. Family issues are fantastic. Especially if you can watch them in the most Jerry Springeresque manner possible. No Springer here thankfully, just a typically dysfunctional father son dynamic that always makes things interesting. The father is looking for redemption (or possibly some clay to eat) and the son is looking for a way out of his miserable life (or possibly into the lead characters pants).

Speaking of leading ladies, the main character here is played by Anna Tory, an Australian actress I’ve never heard of. She isn’t a traditional leading lady and by that I mean she looks like someone you could actually know. She comes across a little cold but that could be part of her FBI character (or it could be a lack of acting skills, I’m not sure yet). Either way J.J. Seems to believe in her and who am I to argue with someone who understands what the hell is happening on Lost?

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Death Magnetic and Overcome — Double Shot Review

Posted by Stevo On September - 16 - 2008

Metallica – Death Magnetic7/10


Metallica is one of the most prominent and well known hard rock/metal bands to ever exist and were one of my favorite bands since early childhood in the 80’s. They had a rocky mid/late 90’s period… and an even worse early 2000’s. Filled with strife, mediocre music, arguing, rehab, and Lars.

Ahem.

What it comes down to is St. Anger was a huge disappointment and an exercise in what not to do on a production. Here we are 5 years later and a new Metallica album, Death Magnetic, is released. Now I have had this album for a bit now and when I decided to write a review on it I had a mental block. I couldn’t get my thoughts gathered about it and my initial thoughts were too critical and not open minded enough, and now my thoughts are scattered again.

Metallica is a love or hate band, and if you love them then you really don’t give a fuck about my review and you’ve been banging your head and paying $80 a show to see them live already. This is a critical review for sure and probably will piss off die hard metallica fans. Sorry.

The album begins with “This Was Just Your Life” and instantly you remember one thing — Lars is just not a good drummer! Its been said 100 times before and will always be said. Lars has nothing good going for him other than a simple 4/4 back beat. It continues throughout the rest of the album — the second thing you’ll notice is James voice is back to being where it should be, and has almost a “…And Justice For All” sound to it, just a little deeper.

It starts strong and continues strong — I won’t lie I did dig this album quite a bit however Metallica isn’t really fooling anyone anymore and its easy to realize that they are doing what’s smart for business and are more of a corporation than a band. They rip their own riffs off, mostly riffs straight from the songs that people always classify as ‘their best’. It works.

The album has a few throw away tracks that should just have been left on the cutting room floor, one of them is “Cyanide”, also “The Unforgiven III” just take up the middle of the album and drag it down to a hole they spend the rest of the album trying to dig out of.

After Unforgiven III completes their first single “Judas Kiss” comes back to where the album was heading all along followed by the return of “We do instrumentals!” Metallica, and the album closer “My Apocalypse” which just rips and I hope the next album is exactly like this song but more!

Overall the whole album sounds like it was supposed to be released right after The Black Album and is superior to The Black Album in almost every single way… there I said it. It’s better than The fucking Black Album. Because it is. Could it be a huge cash in on Metallica’s side? sure, it probably is… didn’t work though since France leaked it.

Of course its possible the reason I really dig it is its refreshing to hear Metallica ripping themselves off instead of other bands ripping off Metallica (Hi Trivium!)

All That Remains – Overcome 7.5/10

Just grabbed this one today, and I admit I was eagerly awaiting this to be released. I truly enjoyed every single last ATR album on different levels and listened with anticipation as they moved and evolved as a band, I was ready to be blown away. The Fall of Ideals set a horribly high standard for ATR, their writing as a band was tighter than on previous albums and Phil LaBonte honed his vocals to a point where he could go from a Death Metal growl to a powerful singing voice in the blink of an eye.

I popped Overcome in and was greeted with a brutal building riff machine coming from the band building up to a show of each of their talents all in the first 35 seconds. Phil comes in sounding like an absolute monster up there with the greats of Death Metal vocalists… that is what I like to call a tease to what is to come… except I was wrong. After the amazing first verse and moshy build up the song takes a fall into horribly Poppy territory when the chorus hits. Phil’s voice hits an almost emo whine during the chorus… this is sadly the direction the album takes.

Mike and Oli destroy with their guitar work. It’s fast, technical, harmonic, and has an amazing song structure to it they are heavy and melodic at all the same time. Jason Costa’s drums back everything up with a great technical display as well, throwing in the double bass and syncopated beats exactly when they are needed. This is the first album with new Bassist Jeanne Sagen, and no offense to her but who cares. The bass plays absolutely no roll in the song writing on this album, it’s barely heard, and doesn’t offer anything special in any way to the songs themselves. It’s really just the way it is.

Phil truly is the weakest link however in this entire album. I don’t mind clean vocals in my metal, quite the contrary. I think its an amazing thing when a vocalist has a truly huge range in his voice and can change styles. As a musician myself I respect that immensely on every single level, when it’s done right. Killswitch Engage, they do it right. Shadows Fall, they do it right. Devin Townsend, He does it right. There’s tons that do it right and All That Remains used to be one of those bands that did it right. However I think either Phil gave into record company pressure — or the truth finally came out that he truly doesn’t like or respect metal… I think in an interview in Guitar World he did state “We’re NOT FUCKING DEATH METAL” and it kind of shows.

Don’t get me wrong, I do like the album overall but it is not without its short comings. I just wish Phil would have stuck to the more powerful clean vocals then what he did on this record. It feels like a reach for the mainstream that they never needed to make. I respect the band, and Phil does seem like a completely down to earth and cool guy to know but his vocals are not my cup of tea on this record…

Special Addendum — These are fully my initial thoughts on my first listen of this cover, I stand by them fully… they will probably piss off people.

Believe in Nothing (Nevermore Cover) – WHAT THE FUCK is this garbage… Phil Labonte has the wussiest sounding voice during this entire song, he has no true emotion and it sounds like absolute shit. Nevermore is one of my absolutely favorite bands for a long time and All That Remains completely ruined one of their best Ballad songs they have ever written. Don’t get me wrong, the musicianship showed by All That Remains is excellent — they do nail the song there. The vocals… my god the vocals absolutely kill the song. Phil fuck yourself if you think you were remotely good on this song.

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