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Body of Bigfoot Found – **HOAX**

Posted by Stevo On August - 21 - 2008

I’m sure a lot of you around the ‘net have heard the rumors of Bigfoot finally being found in Georgia. Cryptozoologists everywhere are eagerly waiting the Press Conference to happen at 12PST today.

We’ll be updating this story LIVE all day today with every single ounce of news and footage we can possibly find on the Georgia Bigfoot corpse. Is it real? Is it a Hoax? Who knows — all I know is it’s great news! Live-Blogging all day — I love this shit!

I figured it was another Hoax, until it started making the rounds at every major news outlet in America – CNN and Fox News included! The whole problem that I am having with this entire thing is the fact that the ‘Bigfoot Hunter’ is a known Hoaxer himself.

Trust me I fully wish that this was 100% true because the opening this would have for the entire world of Cryptozoology would be HUGE and of course funding for other searches would go through the roof as well, sadly though like I said before, it probably is a hoax but I can’t wait until 3pm EST/12pm PST to find out what happens at this press conference!

Embedded below is the Fox News clip I found on You Tube

Also the CNN Footage:


**UPDATE**

The press conference is LIVE on CNN and CNN.com right now.

–They are being very vague about exactly what is going on, and no DNA evidence has been portrayed yet.

–It is claimed they saw several live specimens as well walking silently parallel to them while they were in the woods as well

–Tom Biscardi keeps interrupting when it comes to specific details on exactly what was found and kept in the freezer. He claims he will be handing out more detailed pictures of the body to every reporter in attendance.

–They are looking to capture a live specimen soon, to place a tracker on to be able to study it. They say they are trying to protect the species.

–Biscardi talks about his past hoaxes and how he was unaware they were hoaxes until he fully examined them and found out that the woman was lying that he believed in. “She was mentally ill”

– 3 DNA samples came back; One was Unknown, One was Human, One was Opossum

– Fox news cut the live feed of the press conference after 5 minutes or so, CNN Continued for a bit but cut before new evidence was presented.

– A Man in a sasquatch costume made it into the press conference holding a sign that said “We hide for a reason”

Update #2
– Found some youtube footage, but not of the actual press conference yet — CNN Pulled the feed right after the press conference was over… could it be because it was a hoax or because of a deeper conspiracy/coverup of the truth?

Here’s a snippit from the CNN Press conference live:

And finally 5 blurry minutes of the press conference as well:

Now I know reading this it seems like I’m buying into a possible hoax, but like I said before — I am just hopefull it’s not. I really wish it was true, same with Loch Ness Monster, Champ, Dragons, Aliens, etc. I’ll believe until someone can prove otherwise; which is impossible :)

Also check out this site for a lot of good debunking of the whole thing with a lot of good ideas and reasons behind a possible hoax!

UPDATE #3: PICTURES!

We got our hands on some pictures from the Bigfoot Discussion Board of the Bigfoot Claim! Check out the Board here for higher res pictures of the ones I posted to the right!

The First Picture: is a blur in the woods that resembles a humanoid type creature. It resembles next to nothing and is rather unimpressive overall. Looks exactly like everyone elses “sasquatch” photos that have been around since the original.

The Second Picture: Close up of the mouth and tongue – this just looks quite off to me, the tounge seems way too thin and the ammount of teeth for a creature this big is surprisingly low. People have commented on the cleanliness of the teeth however who knows the hygene of a creature we’re not even sure exists, also it could just be the lighting during the shot. But the fact that it appears to only have a front row of teeth is disconcerning.

UPDATE #4

Found a link to the FULL 45 minute press conference, unfortunately I can’t rip it and upload it to my server while at work, however if the link still works when I get home I will do just that!

BIGFOOT PRESS CONFERENCE *FULL*

Also Discovery.com posted a full on “This is a Hoax” article today — Read it HERE.

UPDATE #5

They apparently are going to be on MSNBC within an hour or so tonight as well — if I can find a feed of it I will let you know Right away!

Everything seems to have calmed down quite a bit since the press conference, there’s a lot of good discussions going on however on the legitimacy of the stories of course as it would always be in any Cryptozoology case.

MSNBC Video:

The MSNBC article on the case is located HERE: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26222822/

**FINAL UPDATE**

It indeed has been discovered to be a hoax, Tom Biscardi is claiming that he paid the GA boys a LARGE sum of money and they gave him the body, once it thawed they ran with the money and left Biscardi with the melted remains of a costume, incidentally the same costume in our Bigfoot vs Rednecks logo!

Here’s the final YouTube clip on the subject!

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“Punisher: War Zone” Going PG-13? ***UPDATE!!***

Posted by Stevo On August - 18 - 2008

As a huge Punisher fan this pains me SO much to say, however the word around the internet is thus: Lionsgate is trying to water down Punisher: War Zone and make it into a PG-13 action film. If any of you have seen the Red Band trailer (Embedded below) you’ll realize there will be NOTHING left of the film if it’s watered down and cut to shit the way I fear it will be.

This is what Punisher fans want!




It’s really just sad that they might chop this down to a PG-13 just because they want to gear it towards a younger crowd. Sorry — but it’s fucking THE PUNISHER. The people who will go to see this movie are the same crowd that made Punisher MAX a huge hit! The same people who loved the Widowmaker story line! Come on Lionsgate! Just bite the bullet and release it as an ‘R’!

**Update**

Found this over at Cinematical!

Gainer is pretty fed up with all the rumors circulating, and insists that Lexi Alexander is not off the film, she’s very much involved in the editing process, the film will not be PG-13, and that she did get married. Gainer writes, “When I hear vicious unfounded troll rumors like the “film was unwatchable” or “a total mess” it makes my blood boil. I want to punish the corrupt. People sit on their fat asses trolling the internet, people that have never even looked through a motion picture camera, and make judgements [sic] on a work of art that they’ve never seen, it’s like saying a baby will be ugly before it is born, I can’t freaking wait for this film to come out and prove the nay-sayers wrong.”

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Weird E-Bay Stuff #1

Posted by admin On August - 6 - 2008

I’ve taken a liking to the “Weird’ Category on eBay so I decided to start this little feature! First things first is what we see below… of course this has to do with our friend Jesus — do you see it? You don’t?


Obviously its…
“This is really weird! I was eating my lunch(Simms Hot & Spicy pork rinds & cottage cheese…trying to get back on Atkins diet :) ) & I picked up a pork rind & just happened to look at it before I put it in my mouth & I thought it looked like a picture or sculpture I have seen somewhere of Jesus sitting holding a lamb !”

A Spicy pork rind that looks like Jesus holding a lamb! Check out the quote for part of the description over on the right!

Still don’t see it?

check out the eBay auction for more images!

Popularity: 3% [?]

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